just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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