she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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