tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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