i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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