they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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