I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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