I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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