You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Randomize
