My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
That was an excessively violent trivia night
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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