She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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