Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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