How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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