yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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