Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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