he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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