Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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