its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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