they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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