god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
What a dumb baby whore.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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