i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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