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I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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