i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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