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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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