I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
the raccoons are back...
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