I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Sext me about skeletons
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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