I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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