I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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