is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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