Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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