So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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