Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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