I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i think we sleep fucked last night...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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