So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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