Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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