She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ ðŸ‘ðŸ¼
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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