i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
