What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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