love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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