Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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