Where did you get a picture of my penis
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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