in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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