census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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