Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
someone owes me an orgasm
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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