You really coming over, don't trick.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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