we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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