I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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