i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize