Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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