He had one of those small greek statue penises
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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