Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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