I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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