I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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