Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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